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Dear Seniors……
Now we all have a senior moment every now and then…. Right?.
I am going to tell you a story and I DID NOT DO THIS,
We’ll senior moments happen to us all. Let’s just say an elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs
” I have a gun and I know how to use it” Get out of the car!
The four men didn’t wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
Now this senior, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the drivers seat. She was so shaken that she couldn’t get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, then realized why, it was for the same reason she noticed a football, Frisbee and 2 twelve packs of beer in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own parked car four or five spaces down. She loaded her bags into the car & drove to the police station to report her mistake. Now this Sergeant to who I was telling my story to, could not stop laughing at this story. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, glasses, curly white hair and carrying a large handgun.
We’ll no charges were filed. Moral of my story ,
If your going to have a senior moment ………. Make it memorable.
Until next time seniors, always check on your neighbors,
be a good friend & love all who cross your path.
Mrs. Krabby
Please, make sure you are in your own car before you pull out your weapon!
Dear Dear Friends…. May, 2008
With Mother’s Day coming up I would like to share with you what my mother taught me.
1. My mother taught me RELIGION. -- 'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'
2. My mother taught me LOGIC. --' Because I said so, that's why.'
3. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. --'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'
4. My mother taught me FORESIGHT . --'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'
5. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. -- 'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'
6. My mother taught me about STAMINA. --'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'
7. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION . --'Stop acting like your father!'
8. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. -- You are going to get it when you get home!'
9. My mother taught me WISDOM. --'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'
10. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE .-- 'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you
Now I know there isnt one mother out there who hasn’t
said at least one these quotes a time or two.
Cheers to all MOTHER’S of the world,
Who have grown children now & you gladly say with a smile, I told you so !
Remember seniors always check on your neighbors, be kind and lend a helping hand.
Until next time seniors!
February 2008
I would like to share with you a Valentine’s
Day poem I wrote to my sweetheart.
My Valentine
As time goes by from year to year,
One thing is surely true, my dear;
Though decades come and decades go,
Just seeing you sets me aglow.
Time shifts my body; I start to sag,
When I pass a mirror, it can make me gag.
My joints all ache; I can hardly move;
Still a smile from you, and I’m in the groove.
Getting older can be a pain,
But with you along, I can’t complain.
Despite the things that we go through,
I know I’ll never stop loving you.
Your loving heart turns life to play,
As we laugh at time from day to day.
So I write this poem, and I’ll hang my sign,
Saying, "Always Be My Valentine."
Dec 2007
Dear Dear Friends, Mrs. Krabby is back
Happy Mother’s Day, You deserve a wonderful day! Mrs. Krabby
Now let me tell you as I went on my singles cruise and that I forgot I was married,
so I brought my honey with me anyway, Boy things have changed,
In my time a bathing suit was a OH no you don’t young lady,
Nowadays nothing is left to the imagination as I bopped
my husband on the head for nodding way to many times.
Now fellow seniors this is my upset, where have the good ol’ days gone?
Simple innocence, peck on the cheek after a date,
your young beau always opened the car door, and manners,
oh my goodness polite manners to our parents and elders.
In this world we live in we see a lot of crime, broken families,
drugs, war and heartbreak.
Shame on all of us, Society in general, Shame Shame.
We all did this and we don’t know how to correct it back to a time
of unlocked doors and polite smiles and gestures.
I received a poem today that Audrey Hepburn wrote before her death.
She was asked to share her beauty secrets.
Beauty secrets you say?
We’ll this intelligent lady gave us more than beauty secrets.
Now this beautiful poem was read at her funeral, simple but oh so true.
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day.
For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.
People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed,
revived, reclaimed, and redeemed;
Never throw out anyone.
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,
you will find one at the end of each of your arms.
As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands;
one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.
Now after reading that poem, Maybe we should all be a little kind
& help our neighbor, friends and strangers.
Happy Holiday's & Merry Christmas my Sweet Friends until next time.
Mrs. Krabby
Be proud to be an American it is a
Privilege
to live in this great Country of ours!
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